Please send me a fruit?

cute-story-bro:

  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi - You’re pretty
  • Rasberry - You’re hot.
  • Plum - I would fuck you.
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

(via bryancrayonston)

likeswafflesandnews:

cosimaqueeniehaus:

salesonfilm:

can we all just take a moment to appreciate amy poehler’s formal shorts

why aren’t formal shorts a thing???

they’re not a thing because only amy poehler can pull them off

likeswafflesandnews:

cosimaqueeniehaus:

salesonfilm:

can we all just take a moment to appreciate amy poehler’s formal shorts

why aren’t formal shorts a thing???

they’re not a thing because only amy poehler can pull them off

(via a-domestic)

phoenix-falls:


vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

(via meli-melon)

goldenanubiscat:

selfesteampunk:

goldenanubiscat:

for real tho

*smh*

This is why we can’t have nice things, Nintendo. 

I just attempted to replicate that pose.

I can’t extend my arm like that and also point something in front of me, much less plant my left leg and right knee like that at the same time. It causes me physical pain to attempt to do so. And even if I could it would be very hard to aim in such a position. What’s wrong with a normal shooting position? You know, where both arms are extended straight out and one is supporting the other? Oh wait, that would get in the way of her boobs. Oh nooooo……

Metroid is one of my favourite series and I hardly venture into fanart of it because a lot of it is disgusting and sexual and not at all like Samus’s character. Stop feeding into that.

I can almost forgive the rocket heels (because they’re awesome, they remind me of Chell’s boots, and I know many a woman who can run in them), but this is too much. The best part is that unless you’re camped on the side of a stage and spamming projectiles, Samus will only be in this pose for maybe a maximum of a second. They sexualized a second-long pose. 

reblogged for the comment
betta preach selfesteempunk 

(Source: supercargautier, via feldsparthethief)

Orange is the New Black cast for Entertainment Weekly (May 2, 2014)

(Source: causeallkindsoftrouble, via thecuriouscaseofkatie)

thisisnojay:

earthquake heart attack

thisisnojay:

earthquake heart attack

(via gnumblr)

hi stop making john green is dead jokes

blobeggs:

there are people with derealization/unreality issues and they exist  and you are Harming them by presenting a believable lie and repeating it over and over as fact so they cannot feel confident in reality like jst stop there are better ways to pick on john green than Declaring him Dead 

(via princessdragoness)

itsvondell:

Big Sexy

itsvondell:

Big Sexy

(via auburnvixen)

sniffing:

me trying to participate in sports

(via feldsparthethief)